GOD HATES HEAVY METAL: THE GATEKEEPERS
Hal Hefner Hal Hefner

GOD HATES HEAVY METAL: THE GATEKEEPERS

There’s something lurking in the code, in the algorithms that’s preying on us—If you’ve seen this post, it might already be too late.

The door was open. It wasn’t supposed to be. It gaped like an invitation no one wanted, humming with silence. I stepped inside Justine’s apartment, whispering their name. No response. Just the kind of stillness that feels loaded. And then I saw the blood.

It was smeared along the edge of their keyboard—a perfect, curling half-print of a fingertip. Beneath it was a tiny message written in red Sharpie on the back of a Post-it note:

"Rule 0 is real."

That was the last thing they ever wrote.

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GOD HATES HEAVY METAL: The Algorithm’s Final Trick
Hal Hefner Hal Hefner

GOD HATES HEAVY METAL: The Algorithm’s Final Trick

Rob used to be normal—at least, as normal as a guy who vaped bubblegum-flavored smoke and owned a "Live, Laugh, Lift" poster could be. His diet was 70% energy drinks, 20% Taco Bell, and 10% the free samples at Costco. Life was fine. Then the Algorithm happened.

It started with quirky conspiracy videos. Harmless stuff. "The moon is a hologram," "Tom Hanks was two raccoons in a trench coat," "Your microwave is a government informant." He chuckled, shared a few ironically, and moved on. But the more he saw the videos the more they burrowed into his brain. What if Reptilian shapeshifting aliens really did run Hollywood, he wondered.

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