GOD HATES HEAVY METAL: THE CURIOUS CASE OF JORGE THE VAMPIRE HORSE

This is Jorge.
Jorge was a good little horse.
He came from Mexico.
He didn’t have papers—just dreams.

This is the Man in the Red Hat.
He was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He was very mean.
He hid behind a cross and a gun.
And he treated politics like his favorite sports team.

The Man in the Red Hat hated Jorge.