Cthulhu Makes His Final Election Pitch

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Written By JANK .

GREETINGS. GRIFTING AIN’T EASY, AND I NEED MONEY NOW AND I HAVE A SPECIAL FOR YOU!

Now you can help us make American suffer again. You can own your very own Necronomicon. You’re own Book of the Dead is made from real human flesh. Free yourself from sanity with rituals to swallow your soul on your person path to endless suffering. You can bring the old gods back now. Forbidden knowledge is yours today. Make America Suffer Again.

I AM YOUR GOD AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

—LORD CTHULHU

JANK .
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